Yeah but the third valve slide feels like sticking your finger in someone’s ass whole blowing them.
I’ll take your word for it.
Tromboner
Imagine getting to jerk off your instrument while changing notes.
Imagine having to jerk off your instrument to get an A in middle school band.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Sax gang approved
Make sure to moisten your little woody before tonguing it.
As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.
That must be why French horns sound warmer. They’re always being cuddled. ❤️
But sousaphone players make the best little spoons.
Wait, but… I make noises when I’m jerked off too…
Am I… an instrument?
Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.
Always remember to use lube
No, slide lube! Slide lube!
This one is so rusty!
I see what you did there.
I’m glad someone posted a Riker
My new favorite gif
Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! …basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.
Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.
Por que no los dos
