Potion of shit your whole ass
My go to exam juice was 50/50 mix of orange juice and monster with 5 tablespoons of instant coffee and 40mg of ritalin.
Chug it over the course of a 5 hour exam. Wouldn’t really be in control, but I got decent grades.
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Why is it glowing? 😳

Ooh, that looks good.
I loved TF2 back in the day. I should see what the game is like these days.
Does it give you 10 hours of energy or double energy for 5 hours?
It gives you a heart attack.
So 10 hours of energy condensed into a 10 second event.
Guess what color your liver is!
The fun part is after you guess you get to find out when your liver fails and you get a transplant
A nice radioactive green.
Heart attack in a bottle
Discover all the funny rhythms your heart can make!
And not make!
It’s a little potion we like to call, “Enemies Explode.”
This drink is more energy dense than uranium.
It’s gross but, unless they evaporated a bunch of the water, it’ll be somewhere in the middle of the most and least energy-filled drink in there when it comes to density.
My problem with this is that mixing all of these would necessarily average out the caffeine/vitamin contents of all the parts, which would then necessarily be less than whichever ingredient had the most.
Haha I was thinking the same. It would taste gross and be the same amount of caffeine if not less than the original drink. Gatorade and caffeine is a good mix though since caffeine dehydrates you.
Reduce it down to a syrup on the other hand…
At that point just buy caffeine powder and up the content to whatever makes your heart flutter
or just snort it up
That’s exactly what I’ve thought as well. It seems that many people had the intuitive thought that this would add the concentration of caffeine of each ingredient, but in the end, that’s just an average and not much worse than each of them.
They didn’t dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you’ve added a few grams of cocaine and meth.
(Don’t actually do this you’ll probably die)
Slurm
WOW. That can’t taste good…or be very good for human consumption.
Only one way to find out.
Have someone else drink it who’s dumb enough to try?














