Not OCDidn’t realize the launch ceremony was this crowded
Anubis
Lol dumbass
Don’t give Zmuck any ideas…
Kaaba-cube? Gabe-kaaba? Steam-Mecca-chine?
Shrine to the Profit Gabe
I vote for 3, though 2 is a great contender
Maybe it’s the Pandorica
The woke mob is trying to turn us Muslim!
Gabe. He’s converting us.
Empty, with such fullness.
Gabecube pros:
- You can actually open it to look what’s inside
Gabecube cons:
- You won’t find a fancy black stone (meteorite?) inside
Schrödinger: “I would know if I opened that box, but I won’t. That way both are true simultaneously”
Is that what’s inside? Lol, imagine having holy wars for centuries over a rock.
It’s one of the things that are inside. There are also a few stone slabs with text on it inside, apparently. Given they don’t allow scientists to take a closer look it could be anything, from glass to a piece of compacted coal.
To be fair: A Gabecube wouldn’t last way over a thousand years. Its warranty would already end after one or two.
You find a magical rainbow stone inside though.
I’m pretty sure that a case to make your cube-pc look like the Kaaba would be frowned-upon by everyone. I want one now, but really, that should just clue you in to what bad idea it is.







