Do I still get to grease squeaky hinges? If so, maybe a deal.
Like, I am not allowed to or I just physically can’t?
I just honestly don’t think I could. They say money can’t buy happiness and it sure as hell can’t buy a properly self installed and adjusted door hinge.
Plot twist, you’re teleported in a room that will be set on fire if a switch isn’t pressed within 2 hours and broken door hinge blocks you from pressing it
Perhaps you could look for an alternate solution?
“Name 10 things that aren’t Jackie Chan!”
Uuuuhhh… Laptop, horse, Jackie Chan — Damn!
Jacklyn Chan, Jackie Chan-Darn!
Blackie chan, Mackey chan, chimi changa, four chan, channel three, the English Channel, black and chan, dr. Chan, Jackie chan FUCK
A piece of paper with number “1” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “2” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “3” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “4” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “5” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “6” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “7” written on it.
A piece of paper with “Jackie Chan” written on it.
…
Damn it, I was so closeFootball. Lamp. Pizza. Floor. Tree. Car. Jackie Chan. Billboard. Hot air balloon. Hydroelectric dam.
ah fuck
define “fix”
Like with all the exes!
And how do I explain my income to federal agencies?
Pretty sure there’s no IRS anymore. Just give Trump some gold-plated turd and you get a no taxes season pass.
Ah yes, everyone on the internet is American
Give Trump some gold-plated turd, and you get to become American and not pay any taxes
I am a door to door salesman.
Good for you.
I like turtles
I like trains.
I like you
I conveniently own a laundromat and several other cash only businesses.
It fell off a truck.
As long as you pay taxes on it, IRS ain’t snitching.
You all are misinterpetting this. If in the rest of your life you spend 2 hours or more fixing door hinges the 500 million is revoked and if you’re in the negative now they take your organs to make up for the deficit.
If I had half a billion dollars I can promise you I would be spending zero seconds of the rest of my life screwing in door hinges.
I can imagine the genie thinking “Bwahaha I tricked you!” and then getting increasingly frustrated that I never fix a door hinge again even though I didn’t notice the trick wording.
Right? It’s like… let’s see. I have half a billion dollars. I just noticed my door hinge isn’t working correctly. Do I
A. Attempt to fix it, requiring maybe a trip to the hardware store, but at the minimum some time and effort
B. Ask my assistant to call someone and go back to playing video gamesI know what I’d do.
If I had that money I could finally pursue my passion of fixing door hinges.
what am unhinged proposition
Pretty sure it’s been 5 years since I’ve meddled with any door hinge.
it’s been less than a year, and to this day that door just ain’t right
You’re not fooling anybody here, friend.
I work for a door company, that’s going to be super difficult
Take a day off, or like, just quit instead.
A day off? In this economy?
Some of us have bills to pay.
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ever heard of free time?
what’s that?
They’ll probably fire you. What will you do without a job!?!
God no omg
WTF is this on about?
What rhymes with orange?
Drake and Josh reference, nice.
“Sporange” does. If you’re especially bad at pronouncing words, many other things also rhyme with orange, like flange, range, and monkey.
Porridge, horseridge, the entire first act of Hamlet, LaBron James’ telephone number in Spanish,
No it doesn’t.
Doorhinge
What’s the ruling on paying someone to fix a door hinge? Knowing my luck it’s when the bathroom and front door comes off.
