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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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    First one: i analyse sales.

    Second one: i automate production

    Third one: i’m a fucking idiot

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      Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:

      Telemarketing: I sell stuff.

      Corporare lawyer: I explain law.

      Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors

      Compliance officer: I check compliance.

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        Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole

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          That’s also most lawmakers/politicians/lobbyists

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      1. I
      2. Am
      3. A
      4. Fucking
      5. Idiot

      It doesn’t fit

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        “I’m Stupid” works

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        well the job is BS so…

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        Imma fucking idiot

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          I know you are, but what I am too, also.

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          deleted by creator

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          Don’t be like that, Imma.

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        I am idijit

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      Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their mutilated corpses

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        Nom nom nom.

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