I’m in the 'new towel every day" club.
More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry
There are two camps on this one, both have valid points:
- different bacteria live on different parts of the body, makes sense to use different towels for different parts of the body that don’t come into contact much
- if when you leave the shower you feel that you can’t use one towel for the whole body you should go back to the shower
Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid
You never leave your shower?🥺
What about the bacteria in the towel?
If you are using certain sections of a towel specifically for certain body parts, you dont know what germ theory is.
Counterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.
If you’re still hung up about your own towel, have you ever considered the implications of oral sex? How is it too whatever to intermingle your own bacteria upon yourself, but it’s perfectly acceptable to subject your partner to an even more invasive bacterial exchange. And if even that extent of biome crossover was sufficiently meaningful, why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?
|why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?|
You aren’t eating enough pussy. Everyone should eat more pussy. Pussy is fucking delicious.
Um, there is no pussy eating on grindr.
Get yourself a nice trans boy.
Clearly everyone should also suck more dick. Or at least increase the amount of oral sex they engage in.
Quite right. Mmm tasty gock 🤤
My cat would disagree lol. She is such a sweet fluff ball.
The butt is the dirtiest part of the body so I usually just remove yesterdays towel from my ass and then insert today’s towel right up there while shaking like a dog to air dry
No, cause I wash the fucking towel like a civilized human being.
You use a fresh towel every day?
Yes, because I’m not a fucking animal.
You really are though
I mean, when you use a towel to dry off your clean body, does it dirty the towel that much?
and you leave it hanging in the bathroom until next time you use it, ever done research on how much shit… both literal and metaphorical, gets launched into the air every time you flush?
a closed lid reduces, but does not entirely prevent it, either.
- No clothes remain hanging in the bathroom.
- Towels have a separate hanging place in an airy place (at least I wish they did. I just make do with the gymnastics bars)
- Toothbrushes are taken out after use and air dried (or momentum dried?) before returning them to their compartment, which is also outside the bathroom
- The only things that remain in the bathroom are shampoos and soaps
- No clothes remain hanging in the bathroom.
Ehhh all of my clean towels hang too because my bathroom is so small the sink is in the hallway, and I don’t have space for another dresser in my bedroom. Something something old house problems. I can worry about cleanliness of towels in the next house in 1-10 years
That’s kinda of wasteful isn’t it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.
If the body was cleaned correctly, you could just air dry and use it like 2 to 3 times.
I use two towels per week, and they never smell bad before I put them for washing.
That’s kinda of wasteful isn’t it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.
i’m doing a load of whites once a week regardless, so no, its not wasteful.
I see, if you are using the same amount of water regardless, I think that’s reasonable
Don’t newer washers auto detect the load size? And if so, wouldn’t larger load mean more weight, and therefore more energy used?
Do you shower once a week?
you do realize a washing machine can wash more than one towel at a time… right?
Every towel I have ever used has a tag on it, that’s the crotch end, dry your face with the other end.
Towlie!!??!?
Thats a 4chan question?
Both are clean so what’s the problem?
I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.
So, what is so holly with the female genitalia that they have to ask this question?
Ladies, do you have a special towel to dry your ass crack?
I guess it’s the whole internal vs. external thing
Their junk is a bigger hazard if anything. My penis ain’t leaking blood or mucus most of the time.
These threads are always such a fascinating voyage of discovery
Any time I think I’m mentally fucked up, and for sure I am, I see stuff that at least makes me feel better about myself.
Towel has two sides & two ends. Check mate.
Also four sides and four corners. Use this information with wisdom and not foolishness.
The corners are used for cleaning ears
Drying ears, you mean?
Otherwise I fear for the purpose you’re going to put those edges to.
The remaining corners can be used for drying, yes
I keep my corners pristine as a sign of arrogance & superiority.
Of course not! I lick it clean first!
You dry your balls first, then your ass. Then, you get in the shower. After the shower, you use the same towel again to re-apply your musk. Women love it.
If this isn’t enough to be clean, then I don’t know what is besides magma. Lol
That’s a thin sheet of woven asbestos and you know it
