It basically is though, it’s larping.
Stop insulting us LARPers. What have we ever done to deserve it?
LARP WAR!
Lightning bolts
It’s larping for people without a sense of humour.
These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?
Is it weird that I think that doing so is kinda gross? And I am a man. I don’t do it often.
Hope you’re getting plenty then. You want to ejaculate around twenty times a month for a healthy prostate.
Yes, that’s weird.
Thanks
They think attacking the symptoms is attacking the cause…
The Anti Frank-N-Furter
They really think believing in magical sky daddies will improve their life in any way at all.
It can if they currently have an unhealthy habit or addiction to fapping or porn.
You really can’t be a proper christian, unless you want to fuck everything in sight and at the same time feel disgusted and ashamed by it.
You know they probably use the death grip method, too, because they really hate their own dicks.
You here have explained the root reason of so much bigotry and hatred
I have to laugh at the Far Cry 5 background.
“He started with Thousand Candle Punch, and then Evoked Gabriel. This was super effective”
Most folk just want direction. Sometimes all it takes is the right social club to change a lifetime of political direction.
Yeah a lot of them are pretty open about going to Christianity because they’re directionless. It offers purpose, direction, and community. That all is something the left has struggled to provide to these people (but it absolutely can). So yeah, talk to the directionless young men in your life about food not bombs and union organizing or the right will.
Sometimes all it takes is joining a cult
I agree. For a lot of people, politics is just a hobby that they’ve sunk their entire identity into. Like the new golfer that starts buying all sorts of clubs and gear, or the new woodworker who has to buy every tool before he makes a single cutting board, etc.
They discover politics, and the next thing you know, they’re wearing star-spangled ties in the office, they’ve got stickers all over their bumper, they’ve programmed their car radio presets to nothing but conservative talk stations, they develop a snear whenever they say the word Liberal, etc.
They just need a new hobby. Get them a new bicycle, and in a month they’ll have a $5000 Italian racing bike, all the tight spandex clothes, special expensive shoes with locking cleats, $300 Oakleys, etc. They’ll be a pain in the ass on the roads, but at least they’ll be too busy riding to vote.
looks at his garage full of woodworking tools
I didn’t come here to be called out. I just need a jointer then I’ll finally be able to make stuff
I hear ya, brother.
I guess he’s going Catholic specifically?

Late-convert catholics are the worst kind of christians. They’re just fundie evangelists that want to dominionism harder than the dominionists themselves.
Anon gonna molest kids in his local church soon
Can’t start no fap right away gotta wait till his PH membership expires
Why not just say 2 weeks? Why 1/2 month?
Probably means “1 to 2 months” not half a month
You don’t need any labels to agree with the fundamental truths and moral teachings shared by big J. If you have eyes to see and ears to hear (the subvocalization inherent in reading, because we’re around 2000 years too late to hear him preach, lol), the Sermon of the Mount just makes sense, for instance.
Idk what this person is doing besides memeing for our collective amusement, but if they’re for real they need to rethink the way they think before they start any applied philosophical pursuits. 😅
You’ve got issues.
They’re part of the human experience. 🤷😉
but if they’re for real they need to rethink the way they think before they start any applied philosophical pursuits.
I thought rethinking the way one thinks is applying philosophical pursuits.
Hehe I didn’t mean it as “rethink your thoughts” but “rebuild your entire thinking process”. 😅
True, but that more or less applies to all religions. The problem is that it’s never just the wisdom of the beatitudes or the Tao Te Ching. At a certain point they start asking you to believe this guy rose from the dead, and a lot of us just don’t buy it
Neither do I, that’s why I call him big J, the man, and not “one of the deities of Roman Catholicism”. 😅
I stopped watching the Old Testament when I came to Chronicles, at which point I gave up. How do you introduce 900 new characters in a single chapter…
It’s even worse than that, they introduce them and then like 90% of them are never mentioned ever again.
Binge reading the Bible
He won’t make it past the Begats.


Was this the pilot or something? I don’t remember Moral Orel looking like this.

So Moral Orel is an entire series of “The Simpsons did it”.
Superbook and Flying House are anime about the Bible and Christianity.
What about weightlifting?
What about NoFap?
Well, I can’t argue there.
Huh two whole weeks to stop jerking off. Boy is going to be bruised
Beating it like it owes him money














