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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

romantism is not dead

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romantism is not dead

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    What the fuck is an “a::s”

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      A shorthand for 000a:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:000s. It’s part of the alphabet v6 spec.

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        I love that this is an accurate expansion of a::s if s was in hex

        • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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          It’s in base 36.

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      Member field s of the lowercase class a.

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      They censored anus

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        Ya don’t fucking say.

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          No cursing on my fucking social media algorithm

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      in the standard galactic alphabet (a.k.a minecraft enchantment table language) “::” is the letter “r” so you could say this says “ars”, which kind of makes it come full circle. all puns intended.

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    Anybody uses their ring finger for fingering? Asking for OP.

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The ring fingers a whore, it’s only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.

      Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.

      Wait…

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        Traditional knowledge is that you just hold your lips in that shape and then excuse yourself go measure.

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        How much longer do I wait?

        • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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          untill you suck

          • Farid@startrek.website
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            I already suck figuratively. That good enough?

            • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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              that’ll do, I’m in the same boat

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      If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we’ll know what their kink is

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        I think they’re called anal beads.
        sure fun for your wedding night.

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    And if she says no, you still got fingered twice!

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    deleted by creator

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      Or check one of her other preexisting rings.

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        Mine didn’t wear rings normally

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          In what abnormal manner did they wear them?

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            you… you’re good you!

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    learn bondage and tie her up

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    Fun one to tell the grandkids

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      Better than the inherited watch from Pulp Fiction, for sure.

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    Fun fact: that’s actually the original reason we use rings to propose!

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    Actual tip that was passed to me:

    Talk to a jeweler in advance, then bring the significant other in to do some casual jewelry window shopping.

    Jewelers get this request often, and most love to be in on a mini-heist.

    Your jeweler can discreetly steer the interaction to get their ring size and either announce it in front of you, or just jot it down for you to pick up later.

    Even if you get caught, it’s just flattering to your significant other that you went to the trouble.

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    Don’t people normally aim slightly larger then go back to get it resized?

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      Anus or ring?

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        Yes

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    Ooorr you can do what I did and ask nicely to measure her finger with a sizing tool

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      I did that. They were somehow still surprised when I proposed. Apparently measuring their ring finger was not enough of a hint.

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        The more subtlety minded individual might just ask their parents.

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    Stop spreading this censorship cancer

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      Anus isn’t even a bad word, this is getting out of control.

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        Definitely. Did we miss the Mormon take over or something i didn’t see it in the news

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          Tbf, you just described the past 10 months

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            Ah so it was actually the evangelicals

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          Right!? Are we just not allowed to reference certain body parts anymore? How are the Republicans at their next convention going to explain where they want the twink they hit up on Grindr where they want dat dick?

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      Here’s the original. It’s so old and popular that it’s the first hit in a reverse image search 🤷‍♂️

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      Normalise down voting posts with this bullshit censorship.

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        I do. I like to let people know why though. Seems fair to me.

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        I’m normalising downvoting people complaining about something so insignificant. It’s so boring to see it all the time.

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      Start spreading buttcheeks

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        SPREAD CHEEKS NOT CENSORSHIP

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          Instructions unclear, potato stuck in anus

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    Somehow I don’t think this is14 hours old…

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    Pragmatic!

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