Doesn’t have to be alcoholic, just whatever really slakes your thirst
Sparkling water. Liquid Death has a cola flavor that’s satisfying in that area without the sugar or caffeine.
Also regular water.
Coconut water
Chai latte. With or without espresso, depending.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
White Russian
Whisky. Ideally a single malt. Double ideally an Islay single malt. Triple ideally a Port Ellen single malt.
Sadly, the Port Ellen distillery was closed in 1983 which means bottles go for a minimum of £1000 (probably more, it’s been a while since I last checked). The distillery was apparently reopened last year, but it’ll be years before we discover if the new expressions are as perfect as they used to be.
One (double) cup of coffee with some stevia, black. Fiber. Water. Water. Water. Water. Water. Fiber. Water. Water. Kratom. Half of a Zero Sugar Peach Snapple. Water. Milk. Fin. Literally every day.
In the morning, coffee. Throughout the day water, maybe a tea once in a while. In the evening 1 alcoholic beverage, usually wine or a cocktail but maybe beer. This time of year it’s often something hot (hot toddy, mulled wine, mulled beer, old man’s milk, etc.).
Kratom
uh-oh
Heh, this list used to include beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, wine, wine, wine. So it ain’t perfect but it’s a better alternative.
Canned Barqs root beer (the can part is important, it affects the flavor) for non-alcoholic, Woodchuck Amber for alcohol. Hopefully obviously I do drink plenty of water though, I just don’t go out of my way to drink extra.
Dragonfruit Mio in carbonated water
Also their grape flavor is good too
a mix between egirl bath water and egirl piss. bonus points for a splash of egirl spit.
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Water most of the time. Even when I was a kid I refused sodas quite early. I am sorry for many children that are socially force-fed soda by hijacking their ancient instincts using marketing and weak regulation and enabled by short term thinking parents, who are themselve socially programmed for that 😥 It is a vicious circle that is hard to escape on societal level…
And also oat milk.
Mocha. The tropical belt’s kissing cousins are absolutely delightful in a hot milk bath.
Although, I wouldn’t turn down an eggnog mocha if offered.
Water, chocolate milk, roof beer, whiskey-ginger.
Is that beer that stood on the roof the whole day, so it’s nice and warm?
Sun-bleached and exposed to the elements, that’s how I like my drinks.
Plain water +lime & salt, flavored electrolytes, beer.
Non alcoholic go toes
- Coffee
- Water
Alcoholic go toes
- Maker Mark and Diet Coke
- Gin and Tonic
- vodka and tonic







