keeled the fuck over.

or keeled over if you’re in polite company.

American Sign language has some of the best.

First

Second

I cant find a video of the one I Learned in college. Involves the fingers of one hand springing up suddenly from behind the other, like the legs of a dead spider.

Dirt nap

“The spark of his life is smothered in shite” - A Knight’s Tale

Dropping the spoon. :)

Kicked off

Left the plane of existence

Shuffled off this mortal coil

Exited the building

Please for the love of everything sacred dont say unalive

It doesn’t really translate well, but in Swedish “trilla av pinn” (slang/casual phrasing roughly meaning fallen off the branch/stick/bar).

I think it originates from farming circumstances where hens are sitting on bars in henhouses, laying eggs until they, well…

Sometimes I like to tell people that my family has “two of those subterranean breed cats”

Parkere trøflene - park the slippers

“Virou estatística” “They are now statistics”.

“Ir de base” “Going to the base”. Reference to games where you respawn at a base.

“Ir de arrasta para cima” “Swiped up”. No ideia why that exists but it’s great

“Ir de submersível” “Went like a submersible” Reference to the billionaire submarine that imploded

All of the “ir de” ones can use “foi de” to say them in the past

Left the port

“Beyond the veil”, because it sounds poetic.

Mine is: “睇橋” (Visiting the bridge)

Its a euphemism for me wanting to kill myself.

There’s a bridge near where I live, I looked it up on Google Street view. There’s no suicide barriers. I could just jump off.

I say that to my mother, then she just be like “want me to drive you there?” (she knows I’m talking about suicide) as like taunting me or something.

(But seriously, I’m not sure about the lethality, don’t wanna end up only half dead, so nah, probably gonna get a gun for that. It’s 'Murica, baby)

Some nonsensical ones in Russian: “сыграл в ящик” (“played the box game”), “откинул копыта” (“kicked back their hooves”), and “склеил ласты” (“glued their flippers/fins”)

Went to a farm up state