• gnomesaiyan@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    2 days ago

    I would be interested to see the total percentage of time I have spent in virtual worlds vs waking life.

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    2 days ago

    Damn, I walk a fair amount recreationally (Pokemon GO), and I only have 10,000 km in the past 9 1/2 years. Well, according to my Pokrmon GO stats anyway. My day job is in an office though, so I don’t get as many steps passively.

  • chefdano3@lemmy.zipEnglish
    4·
    15 hours ago

    How is my guy only gonna poop 14 times in 38 years? My 3 year old kid has pooped twice 10 times that already

  • ZeldaFreak@lemmy.world
    9·
    2 days ago

    Forget stats, I want to see commented replays. Every time I missed a hint of person. Every person that got romantic/sexual feelings for me and the best time to make a move. Every time I lost something or got robbed. Shit like that. I’m really interested in that, even though it could be hell, when you realize how much you missed. To really rub salt into the wound, they could show you “what if” scenarios of missed opportunities. For example what would have happened if I did a bit better at a job interview? What if I applied for a job, where I skipped over the ad? Of course only realistic stuff and just one change. For example I never had any plans of getting a doctor and there would have been several different changes, to be remotely realistic.

  • laranis@lemmy.zip
    14·
    2 days ago

    All useless stats. I want to know my rank in those categories. Or maybe percentile. Maybe that’s my boomer toxic trait, but I want to know how I stack up.

    • NKBTN@feddit.ukEnglish
      3·
      2 days ago

      Yeah I want to know my win/loss record and world ranking at pool, chess, monopoly etc.

      I don’t expect any of them to be great, just interested.

      Also curious how many completely unique sentences I said/wrote.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
    4·
    2 days ago

    And can I get to choose some perks for my next life?

    If no, here’s some suggestions:

    • Intuitive hindsight: In your next life, you’ll have an “intuition”, which will be able to help you to help repeating good things and avoiding mistakes, but the more you change the new timeline, the less trustworthy it becomes.
    • Supernatural talent: Based on your previous life’s talents, you can more easily guess how certain things works.
  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
    9·
    2 days ago

    I was recently thinking that if I died and went to hell, the greatest torture that could be inflicted on me would be to show me how much productive time I wasted pulling the meat.