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Dad is ignorant of phrogging.
You just have to ribbit for her pleasure.
It’s French, you wouldn’t understand
<Maurice Chevalier sounds>
When you keep her plugged in while carting her across the street in hopes of not losing your high score
What do you mean plugged in? How long is that extension cord?
The length really isn’t important, it’s about how you use it.
when i was a kid, a medium-light punch with the middle knuckle protruding a bit more than the rest was known as a “frog” or “frogging” or “getting frogged”
but these days you’re more likely to see me squelching in my glop
I like the glonk of your glib
Daddy do you… really want to know?
GET FROGGED
Yeth
He’s related to Phteven
They both have Sthpinal issues.
The male latches on to their partner’s back while they take a dump. Male then masturbates onto said dump, simulating the fertilization of eggs.
You just know someone out there has done this already
That thing in Disney’s The Princess and the Frog where she turns into a frog
I mean, it also sounds pretty close to flog which is a bdsm thing.
Alternatively, frogtie (hopefully obviously NSFW).
I like to think it’s when she’s laying on her stomach and you’re having sex from behind, your legs in the position like a frog and you just go
“RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!”
“Wtf are you doing!?”
“RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!”
“RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!”
The entire time.
Something like that.
You have to do this on Wednesdays only, my dude.
Are children no longer needlessly violent? Back in my day, you frogged someone by making a fist with the second knuckle of the middle finger stuck out a bit and then you punched them in the meatier part of the upper arm or leg with that knuckle.
I’d completely forgotten that this had a name!
You get locked up and deported for that these days. Zero tolerance policies are a blight on society.
We called it a wooden leg when you punched a person on the side of the thigh, because the leg usually get momentarily incapacitated.
The resulting “Charlie Horse” was quite painful.
Froggy style kind of like doggy style but with the knees all the way forward and you pretty much need a low bed and the thrustee to stand behind it.
Frogger is probably doing it in traffic.
It’s called frogging when you undo stitches in fiber arts. So maybe frogging a woman is ripping out her weave
Isn’t that where the guy uses his eye to shove food into places?
