Give one to a husky owner and tell them it’s a dog toy 😏
No child of mine will have fine motor skills or hand and eye coordination!
Does it come with a Covert Companion?
“Click out of one…”
Would absolutely not surprise me if this were true.
There is also a fidget spinner designed to give the baby ADHD!
You can’t give people ADHD, it’s not something you cook up.
I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.
No, that was cuties.
Is it not cooties? Cuties is a group of cute things.
Then what are these sores on my dick?
I think they confused ADHD with autism.
tHe TyLeNoL iS gIvInG yOuR cHiLdReN aUtIsM!!!1!!1!!!11
What?
give me two months and an electroshock collar and i definitely could give you adhd
Through trauma, all things are possible
Evidently. 😂
I’ve heard of those referred to as “busy boards”
No they’re a Chinese plot to have every child become sleeper agents who will then unlock your front door so a Chinese soldier can come in and poop in your toilet, move your salt and pepper shaker and mess with your pillow configuration on your bed.
Honestly, if Chinese operatives had the power to enter random US homes and kill people they would.
Yes, militaries do tend to attract nationalistic psychos. The US Marines have done the same thing to many civilians. The have whole in-group rituals about it.
Bu Bu Bu BUT HER EMAILS~!?!?!
My honest, hard-working American feng shui!
Those are all things my kid does without the help of a third party.
You missed the CCP new 5 year plan, they’re swapping the salt and sugar containers as well now
It’s actually pretty cool though
have these at retirement homes. they’re great for people with severe dementia
Remember when the broccoli farmers dumped a ton of broccoli in front of the White House?
Where’s the pill bottle cap and a BIC lighter? Those are skills kids born today will need when they grow up. Maybe like a bubble wrap sheet but with beer can ring pulls instead?
Best I can do
I want to know the origin… Did someone get sick of others stealing their lighter lol?
No idea
They need those skills in the US. Obviously not in China
I hope they make a LOT of noise too, otherwise I’m not getting one.
The noise-making toys have a tendency to go “missing” in our house.
If you hate your friends partner, buy their kid a drum set 😉
Needs more gun
Murica TM
