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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • jif@piefed.ca
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    I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.

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      The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year…

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    I’m too tired for math

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    Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      no it’s how high are you sir

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        About 185. Why?

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          Okay well pull the brisket at 203 and then we’ll have ribs

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      They had to get the film developed & digitized.

      Fuck, I’m old.

    • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yes, next question

      • Agrivar@lemmy.world
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        How many nose piercings are considered “too many?”

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          Seventy-five.

          • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social
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            Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.

            Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          the ones that you personally don’t like. piercings and tattoos aren’t about other people.

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          If they impede your breathing you’ve definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste

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            You shouldn’t be able to taste them

            • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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              Short tongue? 👅

              • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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                No, this so why you have friends

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          Yes.

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      1st of may is still a couple of months away…

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        And you don’t need to make up a holiday for it, it’s already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that’s a bit too red for ya it’s also Beltane, but you’re more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It’s really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones

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        No that’s a different holiday

        https://youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU

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      To be fair, it was the math enjoyer’s 4/20 yesterday. You’ve reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.

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        Even the prime number days?

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    Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.

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    that’s some boss shit

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    First of May is a holiday already too!

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      Beat me to it.

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      Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.

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      May the first be with you obi-wan

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    At least 1st of May is a date that can actually happen.

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      unfortunately, “4-20” has much more of a ring than “20-of-4”

      also it starts a turf war when you challenge the American date format

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        Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.

        Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.

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    Damn, and I just scored some gummies! It’s my lucky day.

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    Yeah, also April 20 is some dude’s birthday that we don’t celebrate

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      Andy Serkis? George Takei?

      … oh nevermind, found the one you’re talking about.

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        Napoleon III?

        Edit: oh wait… It was… Someone else. TIL

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      Eh, I feel it’s still appropriate. Guy didn’t like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol’ cloud of silly smoke.

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      Asmongold, and Hitler.

    • el_eh_chase@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Also the day Avicii died.

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      Fucking YIKES

      TIL

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    How do you celebrate 4/20? Are there other fractions to celebrate?

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      2/10 and 7/10 are great celebrations too

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    Oh yeah, the 20th month! It’s my favourite month

    /jk

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    show off

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    Is there an R/leaves on this platform?

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      Not that I’ve seen. There’s stopdrinking with a daily check in post, but not a ton of activity outside of that.

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        Thanks, the user count just isn’t there…

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    Hmm. Does that mean 2/10, 3/15, 5/25, and 6/30 are also viable?

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      Yes

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