I love music and could’t live without it. But I hate musicals, probably because I can’t be arsed listening to the lyrics. (Or rather, reading lyrics because thanks to having English as the second language I can’t tell what people are singing most of the time.)
Smash button.
Is it written by Charlie Day, a la The Nightman Cometh and The Gang Turns Black? If so I’m in.

My ideal body? How ideal are we talking here?
If I can get that second dong I’ve always wanted, get ready for a wild cover of If You’ve Got It, Flaunt It!
I feel like many trans folk would gladly take the offer, lol. I’m alright, the only musical I’ve ever liked is La Cage Aux Folles. 😅
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE CRAB MUSICAL!
that sounds fun-
I think I could handle about one bursting into song daily, more than that would get tiresome
How does this body work? Will I suddenly by gorgeous, or will a really sexy body be shoved in my trunk?
I love this interpretation. The rest of your life is a musical about trying to hide the body from authorities.
So what’s the downside?
I’m not too big on musicals, so it’d get very old very fast. I wouldn’t take it because it’d just be too annoying.
The musical is Cats
So I would be like Steve from Big Top Burger
Fuck… i don’t hate musicals but that would get real damn obnoxious fast…
You would love it, like they always do in the musicals.
If this means that I can be involved in a West Side Story like gang fight, then I’m in. Finger-Snap, Finger-Snap, Finger-Snap then shuffle, kick and twirl.
What type of musical we talking?
Rocky Horror
Well, I’m smashing that button instantly.
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Cannibal! The Musical.
Let’s build a snowman!
Shrek
Obviously “Cats”
Edit; if there was a “Crabs” musical then that one.
If it can have any genre of music I want then absolutely yes!














