I’ll add more distro from the suggestion in the comments.
If you want to do it yourself here the clean map.

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LAND of SLOPDOR

Meanwhile openSUSE is still in Germany, just lederhosen & none of this enchanting tropical nonsense.
I assume Hannah Montana is a mystical island only magical maps can lead to?
Over the years in search of a daily driver, I’ve done Ubuntu > Pop > Kubuntu > Mint > more distro hopping > Mint.
It’s nice living on the beach. 😎
Gamers Bay of course with Steam and Bazzite. If there’s a spot for mobile, Mobian & Postmarket are both top tier
Steam OS feels more like a ship anchored in the archipelago. Bazzite is Indeed on land.
Why? SteamOS is based on Arch, it belongs here. I think a ship should probably be something like Android.
Maybe android in the welcome bay outside the disinformation?
Agreed
Nobara Linux is missing from gaming
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Lol nix is the dungeon. I love dungeon crawling. This tracks.
Hello. One of the oldest Linux distributions, openSUSE, is missing.
Can you blame a Chameleon for blending in? Look to the right of Fedora.
Very good. You’re right.
He’s there, is mimetized.
Is ZorinOS really considered a paid distro? It’s my main one and though it has indeed a paid version, the fact that it brings nothing more than extra desktop presets and preinstalled softwares made me think that it was closer to a donation system with rewards than to actual paid version. I wonder if that’s a shared sentiment or if I’m thinking less strictly than most people.
If unraid is there I want openzfs to be there 😁
Where’s the GNU fortress, with trisquel, parabola and others?
Now let’s make an rpg in that map, or maybe a new quest for supertuxkart
I feel like NixOS should be down a mineshaft underneath the
Highs of KnowledgeAnd Guix somewhere below that
Guix is in the sky with our saint GNUciussius
Move TempleOS to a floating sky temple, and make where it is Portable Bay, where various portable linux ships are moored, named Knoppix (a galleon), Puppy Linux (a fishing boat), Slax (a little sailboat), and TinyCore (a rowboat or kayak)
Can we maybe have Void Linux as like, an entrance to a foreboding cave of some kind?
I’m… trying to figure out if you could make the ‘topology’ here work with non system d variants of linux, but I can’t figure out how.
Kali, ParrotOS, and BlackArch are the B-52s flying overhead out of the frame
Void should be a like a barely connected fishing village.
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LAND of SLOPDOR
you forgot to put OSX on there.









