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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 15 days ago

Anon files a lawsuit

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Anon files a lawsuit

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  • GenonozVotarzPOfS@sh.itjust.works
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    Removed by mod

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    10 days ago

    Fake. Just because you think your sister is adopted, that doesn’t make you good at talking to the opposite sex.

  • allriledup [they/them]@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    I’m on the fence about this one. On the one hand, everything is made up on 4chinz, but on the other hand, 4chinners are the type of people to fuck their sister. So…

    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Counterpoint: what self-respecting sister would wanna fuck a 4channer?

      • ApertureUA@lemmy.today
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        Another 4channer

        • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          You’re right insofar as the average woman on 4chan is probably sufficiently lacking in self-respect to fuck another channer, but that theory falls apart when you consider that she’d probably also be okay with fucking her bio bro and as such, wouldn’t cry and throw up over it.

    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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      Can confirm. I’m not on 4chan and I have not fucked my sister.

      • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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        deleted by creator

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    Pic related: anon

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    Honestly…yeah…he probably does have a legitimate lawsuit case.

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      In 23andme it says the results are for entertainment purposes and not to he used for any actual facts and especially healthcare. So I think they cover their bases to avoid a lawsuit like this

      • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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        Ah. yes. That would do it. Thanks for the info.

      • bampop@lemmy.world
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        I dunno, looks like this dude used it for entertainment purposes

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    This sounds so fucked up. I hope this is made-up.

    • Zoldyck@lemmy.world
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      It’s definitely real like everything else online.

      • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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        So real fake?

        • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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          Real fake and gay

    • evol@lemmy.today
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      4chan is like reading modern greek myths, its fake but it tells you about the people who wrote it

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        And, like Greek myths, they’re gay as hell

        • evol@lemmy.today
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          wow they really are fake and gay

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      It’s 4chan. It’s definitely made up.

  • olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fake but straight

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    It could be very distressing to receive someone else’s 23andMe results, and confront one’s mother about not being related. It also feels like an invasion of someone else’s privacy to receive their data, and have your own data given to someone else.

    I assume a genealogy company like this would write something in the ToS absolving them of any liability if they make mistakes, but would consider reading the fine print, and inquiring about a refund or new test kit. I can’t see how they would be responsible for the incest - that’s on the siblings.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      “Mum would have me believe I’m 75% Scottish but it says here I’m black as the night sky!”

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      There’s no absolving negligence

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    They went straight to sex. He still wants to have sex with his sister. I’d suggest that his own post pulls the rug from under his legal action.

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