Today, Congressman Fine (FL-06) introduced the Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act, landmark legislation focused on securing America’s strategic national security interests in the Arctic and countering the growing threats posed by China and Russia.
Greenland is going to be a state now?
Did… anyone ask them…?
Didn’t stop us with Hawaii
Hopefully we can learn from the mistakes of our past.
But it’s not looking good.
We never do
Ask our etetnal adversaries?
We have always been at war with Greenland.
East-Asia is our ally.
Yes. An overwhelming majority do not want to join the US.
Don’t blame them one bit. USA has fallen soooooo far.
Meanwhile, Puerto Rico and D.C.: “am I a joke to you?!”
Puerto Rico is brown people and DC is a majority black so like yes they are a joke to these people
Doesn’t Washington DC host the largest and longest running clown convention on the planet?
I guess that is one way to refer to congress
More polite than me, that’s for sure.
You laugh but clown conventions are a real thing. https://worldclown.com/2026-wca-convention/
Damn, looks like serious business there.
Surprising. Can’t imagine why.
Of course not. Same reason why Puerto Rico isn’t a state. They’d vote blue
Grab 'em by the Parliament
Oh no. Definitely not a state. Just a territory. The people there won’t get citizenship or anything.
So no taxation?
Maybe. Small consolation prize. Puerto Rico doesn’t pay federal income taxes, though they do get citizenship.
American Samoans don’t pay federal income taxes but they also don’t get citizenship.
If anything they’re going to be a territory or something like that. There’s no way they get two senators.
This is totally going to end well.
Totally.
Papa rape ape is finna force greenland to make their own taliban
Right. Imagine these clowns accidentally adding 3 blue electoral college votes for no reason.
Because taxation without representation worked so well the first time around
Residents of US territories don’t pay federal income tax.