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minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·7 days agoOk great, next time your kid hits me I’m going to hit him back.
minus-squareBonsoir@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·7 days agoYou’re an adult. Just bring your own calming banana. Duh!
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoUnfortunately I don’t possess any banana related super powers.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 days agohits the kid with the banana “Calm the fuck down!”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoSo like, I’ve trained martial arts briefly, right? It’s really important not to train your “I’m in danger” instincts away, because they can protect you. However, this can unfortunately lead to you punting a 7 year old.
Ok great, next time your kid hits me I’m going to hit him back.
You’re an adult. Just bring your own calming banana. Duh!
Unfortunately I don’t possess any banana related super powers.
hits the kid with the banana
“Calm the fuck down!”
So like, I’ve trained martial arts briefly, right? It’s really important not to train your “I’m in danger” instincts away, because they can protect you. However, this can unfortunately lead to you punting a 7 year old.