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minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down2·2 months agoWe also always locked the door… but I guess some people don’t in a moment of passion.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWeird! And what about the safety gloves and hair net??!?
minus-squareavg@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down2·edit-22 months agoThey had kids, moments of passion are not allowed unless previously scheduled, approved and notarized.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoAn even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.
minus-squareVicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-22 months ago“…Mom, they were all in the kitchen like… and Aunt Kathy was like… and Auntie Rachel was all… and then Uncle Darren went all like…”
minus-squareGumus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThe girl moves just like Daniel Thrasher!
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoHot damn, why is that so accurate?
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoFair enough. It’s always preplanned for us. I prefer to be clean and ready.
We also always locked the door… but I guess some people don’t in a moment of passion.
Weird! And what about the safety gloves and hair net??!?
And the electric fence!
They had kids, moments of passion are not allowed unless previously scheduled, approved and notarized.
An even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.
“…Mom, they were all in the kitchen like… and Aunt Kathy was like… and Auntie Rachel was all… and then Uncle Darren went all like…”
The girl moves just like Daniel Thrasher!
Hot damn, why is that so accurate?
Fair enough. It’s always preplanned for us. I prefer to be clean and ready.