Are you freaking KIDDING ME right now? It’s hilarious how the left pretends to care about “body positivity”, while simultaneously disrespecting and digitally ASSAULTING our exalted POTUS and Leader of the Free World Donald John Trump. Are you people freaking blind? President Trump is very spry for his age, has a luxurious head of hair, and has self-regenerating ears. And he’s a great guy! He brings JOY and SMILES to the ladies!
Most real Americans love him. I am sickened by the constant stream of Photoshopped AI-generated CGI LIES about the president’s magnificent appearance. You can’t handle perfection so you create grotesque caricatures. This website is filled with liberal FAKE NEWS!
The challenge here is that a monologue like that would not be out of place on Fox “news” or even from congressional leaders. They’ve become caricatures of themselves. Everyday they say or do something that would have been an Onion headline before 2016.
Are you freaking KIDDING ME right now? It’s hilarious how the left pretends to care about “body positivity”, while simultaneously disrespecting and digitally ASSAULTING our exalted POTUS and Leader of the Free World Donald John Trump. Are you people freaking blind? President Trump is very spry for his age, has a luxurious head of hair, and has self-regenerating ears. And he’s a great guy! He brings JOY and SMILES to the ladies!
Most real Americans love him. I am sickened by the constant stream of Photoshopped AI-generated CGI LIES about the president’s magnificent appearance. You can’t handle perfection so you create grotesque caricatures. This website is filled with liberal FAKE NEWS!
You had me in the first half. NGL. Well done! 🤣
It seems your satire was slightly too subtle.
It just isn’t very good. It sounds exactly like what his cultists unironically say.
The bit about self regenerating ears tipped me off.
The challenge here is that a monologue like that would not be out of place on Fox “news” or even from congressional leaders. They’ve become caricatures of themselves. Everyday they say or do something that would have been an Onion headline before 2016.
It’s actually illegal for people to say these things about Trump. It’s true, you can look it up! Just Google “Poe’s Law”
Forgot /s.