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No thank you. I value my life too much.
so, uh, ever tried to shit during a locust swarm? it doesn’t come out any faster. true story.
One word:
Divorce
did divorce help you poop?
I think that would have the opposite effect on me. I’d be sealed shut for good.
Earlier this morning, I was looking at some grown-up stuff on the computer, when a spider decided to spin down from the ceiling, 3cm from my eyes like “What about THIS booty?!”.
I had a ceiling spider infestation last year. it sucked. so many face spiders with web
Time to move out.
already did. It was actually like 2.5-3 years ago, I still haven’t unpacked everything and have deluded myself into thinking I just got here
