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A mechanical arm would make many things easier. 😁
Until it malfunctions.MASTURBATION MODE ACTIVATED!
“N-no! D-don’t activ-vate! And wh-hy d-do y-you have t-to announn-ce it-t so loude-ly!?”
Almost as bad as the time he accidentally activated crushing mode instead of masturbation mode. Ok, no, this doesn’t really compare to that.
Answer: yes
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Just finished Adventure Time for the first time. Finn’s loss of his arm trying to connect with his selfish father and its replacement with a demon-laden version of himself followed by cold metal is a rich examination of the dehumanizing reduction of man to utility expanded upon by almost every other character (but particularly his disembodied mother). That said, Jake was totally his cure for male loneliness.
Some of the analyses of Adventure Time I’ve seen make me tempted to try to get past the voice acting and give it a shot.
You realize that John DiMaggio (most famous for voicing the Scotsman in Samurai Jack and Master Shake('s muscles) in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but has also done some other notable roles such as Elzar on Futurama or Bender on Futurama and apparently like half of the shows that involve voice acting out there) voices Jake as well as Banana guards 1 and 2!?
That doesn’t stop the voices from being annoyingly high and children’s tv coded. I’ve only seen a little bit of the show, but for me that’s an obstacle.
I may try to muddle through and see if I can stand it.
Great, now you are ready to watch Distant Lands and then Fionna and Cake!
Jake is also a terrible father
So either a cool robot arm or a cool magic dog
Finn got both tho
Lucky Mathhole
Huh, here I was thinking it was a reference to masturbation. And how evil it is.
A colleague has a badass metal arm and I can confirm that it’s a great conversation starter.
On the flipside, though, I can only imagine that it wasn’t easy to find a partner…
I can only imagine that it wasn’t easy to find a partner…
What other attachments does the hand have?
yeah, most people are absolute shitwillies if you have even a slight physical limitation regardless if it’s heritable
Yeah, to some degree I get it. The guy does need help with some things and can’t perform certain physical tasks. And it is an entirely different thing to be tolerant to that vs. being married to it.
But the guy is kind-hearted, educated and sporty. He’s missing an arm, but others might be missing a brain or a heart, which I feel are much more detrimental for a partnership.
Unfortunately, though, dating someone with a visible impairment really gets the gossip going, and people are scared of that, so I guess, it’s better to date a dumb ass instead.Having said all that, the guy is married by now and has a healthy son, so all is good in the end.
It didn’t work for Peter Pettigrew.
Praise the Omnissiah!
Robo-stranger.
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Michael Ironsidearm
Roughnecks!!
Or if you’re Alphonse Elric you just get metal… everything.
