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My name is Storm. Dick Storm.
Just the tip, West Virginia…
1"? More like 1’
We’ve been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.
Yeah, this winter’s been a hard one.
Ohio is gonna get fucked!
So, snow flurries jizz?
Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella…
Flurries jizz
That’s a typo. It’s actually “furries jizz.”
That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.
Teabagged in Indiana.
Coming to Bravo this fall!
Fuck me sky daddy! uwu
