Lol, lmao even
Well, meth will do that to ya
I’m 55. I WISH I looked like Ricky Martin.
Even if Ricky Martin looked like aging milk left out in the sun in Arizona. I would still choose Ricky Martin.
Ricky Martin: Living la vida loca.
Kid rock: Living la vida coke-a.
i think it was steve-o who told a story about him and kid rock doing a mountain of coke all night. literally piled on a table
Drugs and alcohol can fry your brains.
His brain was already fried by being a wealthy white dude who think he hit a home run.
Hate ages you worse than any other drug!
Have you seen chronic meth addicts?
The people in Breaking Bad didn’t look that bad, lolololo!
If every tweaker looked like Aaron Paul, I’d still be on that particular drug. Alas.
Ricky understands that part of his business is looking good, and good on him for taking good care of his body and staying in great shape. That’s teen idol stuff.
Kid Rock, well, he’s just a walking dumpster fire and always has been. If he hadn’t broken into the music industry he’d be an incel.
That’s what several shitty American beers a day will do to you.
Don’t forget the cocaine! Looooots of cocaine
Ahhh kakaka YEAH!!!
I listened to the H3 podcast recently and apparently, kid rock made a song for the Osmosis Jones movie that had some very questionable lyrics when you consider that Osmosis Jones is based on a kid’s show about the body and how it works. You’d think they’d make lyrics relating to the body, word play on bacteria and immune systems and organs etc. but no. The entire song is about how kid rock gets high and drunk and rapes underaged girls on an island.
Examples:
See me cruisin’ in my Caddy
Hoes, they like to call me daddy
Cool, when I’m stylin’
Just rollin’ on the island
Now just in case I pack heat
Keep a case of brew in my backseat
Got a pocket full of cash, hey
Got a fatty in my ashtray
Also this lyric:
Can’t call me, just page me (Daddy, yeah)
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that’s statutory
But I say it’s mandatory
Very wholesome and normal.
The best/worst part is the “I say it’s mandatory” isn’t Kid Rock, but a literal kid saying it…
Not a kid, Joe C was a little person.
Oh wow! I just took it for granted it was a kid, not an adult who sounds like a kid.
It reminds me of that story of the grown man impersonating a child and going to school in California. When he got caught they found out that his “fathers” were having sex with him under the assumption he was a child. They literally began freaking out when they found out they had been having sex with a grown man instead of the pre-teen runaway they had taken in.
Shit man, that turned dark quickly. Although this wasn’t exactly the most light hearted topic to begin with.
Kid Rock was born in January 1971 and Ricky Martin in December 1971. The difference in these roughly 11 months apparently means either looking like a rotting corpse pulled from a dumpster or like a fit latino daddy.
Kid Rock turned into Meth Rock
Kid Rock looks like he’s waiting under a bridge to ask you his questions three.
I’m not sure he could think of 3 different questions.
Kid Rock looks like Dr. (Mr?) Phil in a greasy wig with somehow worse facial hair.
Fuck 'em both.
They both don’t look natural.
