I’d be willing to bet Dahmer ate fewer people too.
How many total felony convictions?
On Wikipedia, I see 19 (16 murders and 3 things associated with the murders).
Trump has 34 last I checked.
fewer
Without bothering to check, I’d say the Mango Mussolini also has him beat there.
He also loved gay guys (they were delicious).
Trump gave Bubba a bj
fewer felonies
His diet wasn’t much better, though.
You are what you eat.
I guess that makes him the most human amongst us.
are you suggesting Trump killed Dahmer, processed his carcass, and serves him for lunch?
Maybe they’re implying Bubba wasn’t the only one…
What’s the charge? Enjoying a succulent meal?
Get your hands away from my
penisliver!
Probably ate fewer people too
He may have served longer in the military but at least he didn’t have to suffer a terrible toe bunion.
ProbablyDefinitely spoke more coherently too.Admittedly, Jeffrey Dahmer is probably responsible for fewer deaths than almost every president.
Did he wear as many diapers as Donnie Diapers?
No chance!
Rumour has it that Donald doesn’t change very often and given the looks on the surrounding faeces, sorry faces, I do believe this to be fact.
So… did Dahmer wear more or
lessfewer diapers? Inconclusive.








