Diplococcus, diplodocus
Afaiu it was them that passed it to humans just prior to the deluge.
Thankfully Noah invented wine to balance things out.
Obligatory milenial joke:
Your mom, very big, causes gonnorhea
Here’s my theory: All diplodocuses, much like all brontosauruses, are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
Causes gonorrhea? IS gonorrhea, no?
Diplococcus doesn’t cause the clap, some organisms with diplococcus morphology cause the clap.
Smh op you should know better with that username than to spread this misinformation against a vibrant community of such individuals like pneumonia and meningitis
there is prion that causes a deadly brain disease, and then theres the PRION bird which has the same name.
“the clap” is an old name for gonnorhea.
how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?
You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.
It does cause gonnatreea
Causes diarrhea
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But what about just Diplo, does he cause gonorrhea? Asking for a friend.
Yea, but those are like the only differences.
Now we arent 100% sure it doesn’t cause gonorrhea, someone’s gotta fuck one first.
I could get the same result with
ssh-keygen!* Not known to cause gonorrhea
Can you somehow make the dinosaur give you gonorrhea?
It’s probably happened in one of those Chuck Tingle books.
You never know. But alas the dinosaur is not alive today so it would not be able to give you gonorrhea
Someone has plans tonight
The same thing they do every night.
Try to give dinosaurs the clap!
For science!









