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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 days ago

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    A friend once received an email riddled with misspellings and grammatical errors from her boss that critiqued her (appropriate) use of exclamation points. Specifically, that appearing cheerful was not professional.

    Some people just like to be miserable.

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    Ah the heady experience of a virgin clown-sighting. We all remember. Bring on the rainbows, Little Bobby Tables.

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    First plagiarism and how this? - Get your shit together Faith!

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    Faith, what are you doing? Rainbow Tables are for the CS class!

  • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
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    Clearly fake - no-one puts first supervisor in their email signature!

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    You’d hope a professor would understand capitalisation. I know in real life that many don’t though.

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      Eh, its a fairly casual email. Could be that autocorrect capitalised it and they couldn’t be fucked to change it.

  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip
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    Why have you done this?

  • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Haven’t been able to locate the definitive source, but there are several of these out there with Faith and Professor Kutaywa.

    Believe it originates somewhere on LinkedIn, but very rare for a LinkedIn meme to escape the platform.

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    There’s nothing wrong with rainbow tables. Printing them sounds a bit excessive, though.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Here is a colored chart of all my favorite colors:

    • SystemDisc@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      all colors

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Where are my dark colors? I wanna be broody and edgy

    • FackCurs@lemmy.world
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      Why do you hate brown? Pastel colors?

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      Why do you hate UV and infrared?

      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        You don’t see them?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I’m not a shrimp 🤷‍♂️

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          Sounds like something someone who doesn’t want tonget eaten would say.

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    I understand that colors can color, heh, our perceptions but being a primarily visual animal means that we can digest information much quicker through color.

    Without seeing the charts, I can’t say if the Prof is just being a curmudgeon or not.

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    I feel unable to judge without seeing the actual table.

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      Imagine this, but in a word doc:

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        Oooh. I use Rainbow Tables CSV extension in VS Code too. It’s a great help!

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      Yeah. My conditional formatting makes some of my Excel tables look like I’m defragging my harddrive.

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      Yeah.

      I usually colour code tables to draw attention to key areas.

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        If it was color-coded, it would almost certainly not be referred to as a rainbow.

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        I do it all the time at work as an engineer. Red/bold for bad numbers, green/bold for good numbers. Maybe orange/bold for mixed bag

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          Red/green isn’t really a good combination due to color blindness. Either go blue/orange or at least add icons like ↑ and ↓ next to it.

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            or at least add icons like ↑ and ↓ next to it.

            C# in Excel can’t even properly pull values from a table correctly. No way I’m going to waste 2-3 trying to make it concatenate non-alphanumeric characters into cells.

            At work, there isn’t anyone I have to send tables to that is colorblind. And if that changes, they can make a request. Until then, I’m sticking with red/green

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              C# in Excel

              What is this abomination you speak of? Are you creating your reports by going C# into Excel? O.o

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      Pastels: could be tasteful

      Neon: what happened to your eyes?

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    I’ve only ever been academia adjacent and I’m glad. Some of the most soulless people I’ve ever met. It’s the lab grunts who know how to party. Until they have the life sucked out of them to meet some arbitrary writing spec for a journal

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    Well, rainbow tables are really valuable in certain disciplines, just not those rainbow tables

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      What if they’re rainbow coloured rainbow tables? (The thought that someone would print out rainbow tables for their thesis is slightly amusing)

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        Well, for when you’re 300 pages short and you add an appendix…

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    Seeing “Why!” makes my brain angry lol

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      Why, land sakes! What has your jimmies rustled?

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