And he wrote one of the best songs of all time:
Aw I quite enjoyed that little song about some guy’s heartache over a young lady 🥹
I mean look at that mugshot. Dude probably hangs dong like a forearm. Probably through a bush thicker than the Amazon rainforest. I don’t know why, but it just looks like when he unsheiths his member it hits the ground like Mjornir. He enters a room full of women and leaves it a mess of puddles and pubes. Probably stays well hydrated too.
Good for him.
good for him.
Well you didn’t go to the Playboy mansion for the chicken wings.
you go for the…articles.
You’d go Hooter’s for that
Chicken wings & blue balls
The Wilt Chamberlain of literature
Where the butthole ends
i have trouble thinking of him as a children’s author. dude was an autuer and was not limited to children’s poetry. (my favorite rendition of this song is on the muppets)
He wasn’t a children’s author
Second paragraph
As a children’s author, some of his most acclaimed works include The Giving Tree, Where the Sidewalk Ends, and A Light in the Attic.
This dude fucks
Nice.
In his shoes I’d have done the same.
Lisa of people have sex.
Leave Lisa out of this.
Lisa goes where Lisa wants to go
LISA!
DENTAL PLAN!
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Oh hai Shel! How’s your sex life been lately?
My low stakes conspiracy is that Shel Silverstein is actually Grigori Rasputin. I have nothing to support this and I will not be accepting criticism.
Shel wasn’t “born” until 1930, so that kinda works.
I was going to say, and Jason Mantzoukas kind of gives me similar IDK i am going to pursue my art across whatever genre it goes FU i am having fun DEAL WITH IT vibes but he was born 25 years too early. also he is a tv/film guy, not a music/poetry guy so the analogy breaks down but if i am ever at an event with him again i am going to have to tell him the thought occurred to me because i think he would like it.
If they were of legal age and it was consensual then good for him, I guess? Who cares this much about someone else’s love life? Honestly…
He was giving tree. 😏
As Ozzies say, “rooting”
