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Called the Strait of Hormuz
Is curved
Do portages get style points because this one for sure gets 10/10.
Expect this to be in the next Hideo Kojima game
If Kojima did it, we’d either need a Metal Gear Ray or just plain ol nanmomachines.
The shipwrecks of the uncool tankers which didnt get enough air will be the scientific basis for the christian theory of the great flood and Noahs Ark - it even has traces of liquefied animals
They should just find out who controls this stretch of water and ask them nicely.
I remember this from the “Yeah Right” skate video.
Dead cat bounce
Fucking radical
wait i just noticed that sick dolphin of hormuz
People keep saying they can’t dig a channel because there are mountains there…
But couldn’t we airlift the ships? Drones today are incredibly capable.
Or the boats can do a sick drift
Somebody at the Pentagon: “By god it’s brilliant! Get Tony Hawk on the phone NOW!”
skamtebord
I’m honestly baffled that Trump didn’t scribble a canal right through Arabia yet.
wouldn’t be the dumbest idea the sauds have bought into
You forgot the part where they drift the ship like a tank before hitting the trampoline, making it a 360noscope backflip.
what’s the action in the gambling markets look like for how long until Trump publicly says “and by the way folks, it’s not straight, it turns, they should call it the Turn of Hormuz”
3.5: Expertly dodge Surface-to-Air Missile in your airborne tanker boat.
