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minus-squarezxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoI have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agocut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits. it’s about like that.
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYou can buy tongue from a butcher…
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoif I use that, what will I stuff in my ass?
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBuy two tongues, obviously!
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoFine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2. Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBecause we’re in a cost of living crisis and some things have to be sacrificed to survive, so smaller tongue pieces up the ass, I’m trying to help you spend less while getting off more.
minus-squareLumpyPancakes@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI’m not sure my butcher offers such favours.
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWell, you got a shit butcher.
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s a fetish too.
I have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.
cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.
it’s about like that.
You can buy tongue from a butcher…
if I use that, what will I stuff in my ass?
Buy two tongues, obviously!
in this economy?!!
Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.
Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
why would I reduce the size??
Because we’re in a cost of living crisis and some things have to be sacrificed to survive, so smaller tongue pieces up the ass, I’m trying to help you spend less while getting off more.
I’m not sure my butcher offers such favours.
Well, you got a shit butcher.
That’s a fetish too.