MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoPlease stop dropping this kid offlemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1641arrow-down19
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minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoi think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoyeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits…
i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
yeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time