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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin

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Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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    “Yes, we’re irradiated now, but gas is under $3/gal.”

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      Well it would be Dubai and the Saudis that would be irradiated. They should be fine with it right?

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        the gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.

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          You mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?

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          Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!

          Just look for the glowing pump.

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            This is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.

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        fuck them saudis and their sportswashing

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      Well, not Americans, but brown people halfway across the world would be. But they’re not people to Americans so who cares.

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      Less than that. They’d have to sell this particular gas at a discount, considering it would be radioactive after making this detour.

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        Nah, both carbon and hydrogen can absorb neutrons just fine,

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        The transported good would not be radioactive after the journey, though I can’t say the same for the vessel

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      How bad would the radiation actually be?

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        How bad can it possibly be? It’s only being held apart by a screwdriver

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      The geiger counter Dow will be over 50,000!

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