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- news@lemmy.world
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- news@lemmy.world
Starting January 1, Floridians can no longer legally come to Pornhub.
Jokes on them, pulling out is not a safe method against conception. They would need to pull a condom over Florida if they were serious.
Just cut Florida off completely
There are times when a Floridectomy is the right choice.
Climate change is going to take care of that soon enough.
Didn’t embed for me.
Am Floridian. I support.
Cut off Texas too, they’ve already been trying for years.Am also from Florida. She had a good run. Time to scuttle it.
I’m confused, if Pornhub is the one pulling out, what good does a condom on Florida do?
Female condoms exist, though?
There are dozens of them sold every year
Good point.
over the head, in this case
counter strike guy
Both. Do both.
It’s not actually too much less reliable than condoms. Both of which usually fail due to improperly being used.
*Edit: I added links as proof further down the comment chain here, since y’all are better at downvoting than researching.
if you don’t realize why this is an absurd statement to make, i suggest you read it out to yourself a couple times
Nope. Didn’t work.
Also, it’s a legitimate fact based on plenty of data by reputable sources and governments.
Perhaps you can link to some of those reputable sources and governments then?
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms
Summary of the two links above is that when used perfectly, pull out method results in a 4% chance per year for pregnancy, and condoms result in a 2% chance per year for pregnancy. Real world usage (because people usually don’t do things correctly) is 22% per year chance with pull out, and 13% chance with condoms.
So if done correctly, pulling out is 2% more likely than condoms, and if not done correctly it’s 9% more likely than condoms.
4% chance per year for pregnancy, and condoms result in a 2% chance
You’re saying DOUBLING the chances is negligible
I’m not sure if you’re bad at math or just mad you’re wrong.
Louisiana was the first state to pass an ID law like this. When it happened last year, Pornhub complied. It said its traffic fell 80 percent in the state. “These people did not stop looking for porn. They just migrated to darker corners of the internet that don’t ask users to verify age, that don’t follow the law, that don’t take user safety seriously, and that often don’t even moderate content. In practice, the laws have just made the internet more dangerous for adults and children"
Plus it’s a privacy nightmare.
We would like to thank this law’s sponsor, NordVPN. – Florida’s GOP
Don’t promote terrible VPNs. Mullvad*
The GOP are bad people and should not be in charge of anything.
You only need to listen to them for a few minutes to realize how evil and extremely ignorant these people are:
https://youtu.be/0KAQGuEzuaQ?t=53Bold statement, on Lemmy. Would anyone disagree with that here?
there are some bots on lemmy, yes
Lmaaoo I’m sure my dad is pissed.
Just make sure to display a front page for Floridians listing the names of those who are to blame for this ruling.
Really not the reason I log into pornhub
Probably not anyones reason to do that. But imagine Floridians opening it and seeing two things: a) no porn and b) the idiots who are the reason for no porn. Even Floridians might be able to draw a line between those two things.
the subtitle is even funnier than the title
Awesome! Expect a significant decline in step-siomehing narratives.
I sincerely doubt it.
Step… what?
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Genuinely curious to know if their numbers are going down as a result or if people are just piling into VPNs to use porn.
I had one already for… uh… safe and legal downloads of movies/shows I definitely already own. But I have to assume this is cutting into the audience to some degree.
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I did not realize Bing was a big distributor of pornography.
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But then MS knows your porn habits.
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PH’s traffic will likely go down, but other sites that don’t follow the law will just go up.
Like you can just click the 3rd result and that one will probably work.
Source: live in Texas.
Yeah, but they’re still going to jizz all over its ass
Phrasing?
Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?!
I see, pulling out as in pulling out the penis from the vagina prior to ejaculation
At least I can still legally cum to pornhub!
Until project 2025 changes things federally
Then I will cum illegally.
I thought that had a while category related to pulling out