NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAss Detection: Peak 24th century technologylemmy.worldimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down12
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minus-squareInfynis@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 days agoInstant site-to-site transporting condoms, probably
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day ago“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location” box of condoms materializes on nearby table
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoRiker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
minus-squarefadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThat man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in
Instant site-to-site transporting condoms, probably
“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location”
box of condoms materializes on nearby table
Riker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
That man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in