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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前

Every wonder about the possibilities hidden behind SPORK?

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Every wonder about the possibilities hidden behind SPORK?

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前
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  • Fargeol@lemmy.world
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    Relevant XKCD

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      how is there ALWAYS a relevant xkcd I swear

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        Is there a relevant xkcd for bofa?

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          What’s XKCD

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            You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000.

            relevant xkcd

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            Ligma balls

          • GrammarPolice@lemmy.world
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            Here

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        There needs to one about that.

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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    Where on earth do they get the ‘AYD’ from?

    Seems like spifk, sporf, or knorkoon might be more sensible.

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      I’m unsure if the original inventor is still alive for you to ask that question, but let us know the answer if you do get it.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd

    • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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      I would guess because it sounds kind of like blade just spelled differently

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        Okay, so we have SpoonBlade, but where’s the Fork?

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          Sp’Flayed?

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    Fun fact: The Splayd was invented in Australia

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd

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      This checks out, mum gave me a set of splayds when I moved out of home and we’re Australian. I love them but my fiance refuses to use them.

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        Your fiance knows neither taste nor balance.

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    They are all real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combination_eating_utensils

    This is a spife

  • lunarul@lemmy.world
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    There’s also this version

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    splayd? where the Fuck is the L comming from?

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      Or Y or D

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        Or A

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        Funny, i seem to have worked in software dev so long, that my brain started working like a simple loop.

        Run until condition fails, then exit. never check the rest. :)

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      SPORFE

      Much more accurate.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    Well, I can at least claim that I can legitimately claim an oft-unused spot on this diagram through being one of the probably select few who has ever put an edge on a spoon.

    Look, some of us have a brand to maintain, you know?

    Also, perhaps now is a good time to dredge up this.

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      I appreciate your service

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    Why is there a “L” in splayd?

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      Or any of the letters after “L” for that matter…

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    Spife up your life

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    I own multiple knorks. I like their balance and construction: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh

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    Alternate Naming Convention:

    https://thenamelessmod.fandom.com/wiki/Foon

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      Ah, blessed be the almighty Foon. Nameless Mod was a absolute ride, I should replay it.

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      Sir Slice-and-Spear!

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    Knasty Knork

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    The knife does not mesh well with the others unless you enjoy cutting your mouth up. There’s a reason we only have the spork.

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