shish_mish@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoI had no idea y cunt was this powerfullemmy.worldimagemessage-square242fedilinkarrow-up1984arrow-down122
arrow-up1962arrow-down1imageI had no idea y cunt was this powerfullemmy.worldshish_mish@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square242fedilink
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year ago“I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”
minus-squareGeetnerd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago“I’m doin’ the fuckin’, so I’m straight!”
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoSo many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago“I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”
“I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”
“I’m doin’ the fuckin’, so I’m straight!”
So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??
“I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”