Dad has recently gotten himself a much younger girlfriend whom he has moved in last month. My bedroom and their bedroom are wall to wall. The fact that they fuck doesn’t make me uncomfortable - so happy for them, but they do it on max volume. No joke. Every night at 11 and in the morning at 6 on the clock. These walls are paper thin apparently.
Play some Gilbert
GodfreyGottfried comedy albums while they are going at it. His voice should kill the mood.OP could play Gilbert Gottfried reciting WAP
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
If he does not work, try Kinison, or Bobcat. If those do not work, GWAR has some choice songs that may.
Play the song “Mama’s got a squeeze box” real loud. Over and over again.
Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks.
And daddy never sleeps at night.
I REMEMBAH WHEN THE WORST THING YA HADTA WARRY ABOUT, WAS HIJACKED AIRPLANES, FLYING INTO BUILDINGS
oh gilbert, we’re going to get in to trouble for that.
EDIT : I done fucked up the quote ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , but I added the sauce.
Either ‘I can hear you fuck, keep it down.’ or ‘JFYI the walls are thin.’
Just ask him to keep it down? “Dude I’m pumped for you and all, but I’d really appreciate it if you guys could kick it down a notch”
Do you know if your dad has been snipped? If not, you had better move out if you are able to. Because otherwise you will end up being free child care in about a year …
Not sure why you are getting down voted. You have a point
You reacted to their vote count barely 10min after they posted.
Also you’re not “free childcare.” It’s called taking care of your (half-)sibling. You’re not obligated to but taking care of family is not the same as babysitting.
“Not obligated”. Tell that to the teen who wants to live their life but is stuck home every Friday night to watch their siblings.
Can they help once in a while ,yes.
But too many parents become seriously self entitled, and before anyone claims I’m not that old, so how would I know? I’m over 50. Fair amount of experience with entitled people.
And not calling it baby sitting and trying to call it “taking care of the sibling” is just splitting hairs.
I was 1 of several kids I don’t need a lecture and I don’t know why your base assumption is that this is guaranteed to happen to OP.
It’s not babysitting when it’s family. In fact I get pretty upset when someone describes me as “babysitting” my kids. I’m being a parent. It’s not the same thing, it’s not splitting hairs.
I don’t care if people have children or not that’s their prerogative but anti-natalism is seeping into everything these days it seems.
Look at the number of up vs down votes. That should tell you where the thoughts are of others. Have a nice day.
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You can’t be serious.
Even if we concede that somehow magic internet points are indicative of “who is correct,” which is absurd but let’s just give you that one, you’re talking 4-6 up/down on the most weighed in comment. The rest are 2-2, 1-1, 1-0. All of those downvotes are YOU by the way after the initial comment, I haven’t downvoted anything of yours.
Congratulations. You are Correct :TM: by your narrow, arbitrary definition. Well done. Good Job.
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It’s not babysitting when it’s family.
oh it is, don’t worry. I didn’t choose caring for a baby or small children as time goes, and for a fact I never wanted one. it was them who decided to maje another one, so they really should be putting in the work to care for them on the regular.
Fortunately I don’t have a sibling, I much prefer it that way.
Depends on your age and whose house it is.
Or this.
They absolutely know they can be heard. You just have to tell him that it isn’t cool and that you don’t want to hear it.
Why be subtle? Just shout “jfc I can hear everything”
Quite literally everything, including the dirty talk.😭who knew a 48 yo man still has so much stamina
Omg I’m so sorry. It’s bad enough when it’s a roommate or the methed out neighbor I used to live by, I couldn’t even imagine that situation
Well I’m inferring your dad’s not a young lad anymore, twice a day is quite impressive even more at 6 o’clock! I think they’re a bit in the honeymoon phase, it’ll mellow eventually*.
But to answer your question I have two options: -Tell him to lower the volume or pick some time you’re not home IF it’s your home, as in your dad has come to live with you or you are roommates, or you are too young to live by your own. -But IF it’s his home and you are old enough then get your own flat/room or some good headphones and let them enjoy life.
*Or not, I don’t know your dad or his girlfriend. Wish them the best tho.
Idk about all that…. My son coulda wrote this IF he didn’t sleep through literally everything
Same. Been together a couple decades and we are still in the honeymoon phase.
Start your own sex right before theirs but do it way louder. If they still go at it, call CPS.
Loudly cheer them on and clap when they finish.
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When you know they’re in there, but it’s not 11pm or 6am, call up someone on the phone, or cough, or hum to yourself. Just make mid level noises. The point is to get them to realize that if they can hear you, then you can hear them.
Put some Dio on loud speakers and place them next to the shared wall
Fuck that, put cbat on
But then they’ll just start fucking to that rhythm, everyone knows it’s the best song to fuck to
Imagine midway in sex being thrusted into silently to that beat
I don’t know if I’d be mad or start laughing
Don’t lie, we all know the result would be you immediately climaxing
When dad’s going down on her:
HOLY DIVER!
You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what’s becomin’ of me
No, no, ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean
Oh don’t you see what I mean
HOLY DIVER!
There will never be another quite like Ronnie James Dio.
Dio has rocked for a long long time.
But now its time for him to pass the torch
He has songs of wildebeasts and angels
He has rocked on the wings of a demon
Just cough when they finish. If they can hear you cough, bells will ring in their heads
