- cross-posted to:
- antiwork@europe.pub
- shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- antiwork@europe.pub
- shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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big brain move
I wonder if this job is targeted to a specific person so that the person it’s for will apply, but no one else will
Link so I can apply?
yeah itd be a shame if they got flooded with bs applications
Not OP but pretty sure it’s this one. Good luck!
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Unfortunately for you I can recognise the URL of the official video upon hover. Try a reupload next time maybe :)
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thanks, i really wanted to hear this song but was too lazy to search it!
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Glad to be of service. At least one person appreciates the effort I put into this
Seriously though… is this shit real?
Apparently this was some sort of job posting “experiment” from a couple of years ago.
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I’ve seen this meme before, therefore it is inconveniencing my internet experience and that is against the rules!
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Because it’s still funny
OH MY GOD I SAW SOMETHING OLD!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!
Earn -$500 lol
-24k a year
Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks
(I’m only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)
Edit: yep.I’m an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don’t shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!
$500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully “unpaid” vacation
United States
4 weeks of vacation
Lol
If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000
My longest vacation was 3 months.*
* …after I got laid off.
It’s per week.
500 x 4 = 2000/month
2000 x 12 = 24k
By all means i’d love to split restaurant bills with you ;)
Oh I made the stupid mistake and projected it outwards lol, my bad, I apologize and edited my post
There are 52 weeks in a year not 48. 500 x 52 = 26000.
Easy mistake to make. Also words can not describe my admiration and respect for someone who can leave a comment like this up with a humble edit.
I might double check your math if we split the cheque, but unlike 99% of the people on the internet, I already can tell that I would WANT to have a supper with you.
“But you’re not considering how valuable this experience will be!”
So much to evade that gap in the resume
What gap?
I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.
Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.
No if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.
You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.
Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.
Dream job for the employer, that is.
I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.
Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.
Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.
Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?
Sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.
Bring a cashier’s check for $7,400 to lunch and we’ll take care of the rest! ❤️
But it’s casual dress, and there’s a pizza party afterward!
Sounds illegal.
Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.
If you need to pay for something, it is a huge red flag.
Does whatever country this is posted from not have a minimum wage? Screenshot says USA, I thought they did have one?
Yes, but since volunteering is a thing, they may think they’re in the clear. Doubt they are though.
Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.
this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.
Just change your company name to be [actual company name] dba AI Prompt Engineer College, call this a class, done.
Well… it’s not an unpaid internship, we’re just not splitting hairs on who’s getting paid.
Hungary unofficially have pay for internship positions thanks to extremely corrupt HR departments, and internship time mandates from colleges. Basically it ruined my dream of getting a college degree, because at my age especially, it would have cost me a small fortune.
