Eggshittification
I’m gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell’s Animal Farm.
Haha
Well they certainly can’t go down to the summit!
They have a cunning plan regarding the humans…
With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.
How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?
Chicken-shittify?
Egg-Shittification
Enchickification
Where are the farmers tariffs?
That chicken looks angry.
You would be too if someone cut you in half
Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/
So, well, they’re on substack so I guess that’s better, shame it’s not @index@activitypub.ghost.org
You should post this to:
You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.
When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters
enshittification
https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/
The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.
Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.
Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?
I will never be able to look at chickens the same
Aren’t yours?
Mine are in my arms.
Lucky! Mine are in my ears!
You guys have lungs?
Best I can do is gills.
Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you’ve got yourself a deal, buddy!
Ads on eggs
Don’t give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it
Its pretty considerable ngl. Eggs have blank shells. Advertizing has no limits!