I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.
What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain’t nobody looking at my dirt star
Pro: easy wiping Con: involuntarily performative farting every time
You’re call.
If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.
I’m straight and I want to get anally fucked
I’d still recommend a good trim just cause that shit looks gross (imo)
Dingleberries
One shudders at the thought
Sometimes dreams are just dreams, man. This one, however, is telling me you need to get your balloon knot waxed and upload it for my viewing pleasure.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
You don’t have to be gay to discover the prostate being a 10x orgasm.
Broccoli haired boys ruin everything.
Dying is censored. Try “no scoped”.
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The dreams I’m unaliving
It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.
It’s a gyatt world
This is so terrible I blocked your entire instance
But it won’t matter, the brainrot has already infected lemmy’s core
So much quicker than reddit ever did too, interesting.
User name checks out
Oh my I’ve never once heard that statement before ever
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fr fr
No cap
Can we acknowledge that, in hindsight, Mad World was some seriously trite, meaningless, two-dimensional bullshit? It’s like the “you’ll never understand me Mom” poetry of a fourteen year old who just discovered Hot Topic.
Pretty sure you don’t understand how important iam14andthisisdeep kinds of phases are for developing a well rounded individuality. The reason you find it cringey is growth
It fit in Donnie Darko pretty well
That’s probably because Donnie Darko also fits the above comment pretty much perfectly.
I still like Donnie Darko but it’s definitely best to first see it when you’re a teenage boy.
That’s who it’s made for
I mean you’re not far off. It was written by a teenager who suffered neglect/abuse in childhood.
Sure, but acknowledgment doesn’t stop 14 year olds who just discovered Hot Topic from existing. If there’s a market, somebody will cater to it.
I dreamt that I died. And then woke annoyed to my alarm clock.
I’ve always been impressed when my dreams are able to time the end with my alarm clock. It’s like my brain knows it’s about to go off.
We’re the boomers, now.
can we have unlimited money and political power now?
Chat is this real?
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sybau 🥀🥀
WTF mate?
Ah fuck, is this what being old feels like?
I call this mental AIDs
Yes
Start stocking up on ibuprofen.
Unless you take NSAIDs.
And George Orwell, in his grave, rolls faster yet.
I can understand a scary amount of this
translation
I can’t lie, this pisses me off so much and it’s so bad right now, not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now, buddy? Heh, at this point just go. Be for real though, I don’t even know anymore. Be right back, I’m going to go, I’ve got to go at this moment, heh, but if this pisses you off too, let me know, for real.
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Should be “unalived”
That kind of lang is for the clock app!
Dreams in which I’m unalivin’
That has a very different meaning
Yeah, it was the only one that I could shorten up off the top of my head. I don’t think we’re at the point where a brainrot term is fixed in meaning.
the dreams I’m unalive in
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of skibidi poetry?
I like it.
wait it does, i thought it meant die in general
Well yes, but if you’re unaliving, you’re killing people. If you’re unalived you die.
But luckily another commenter found a wonderful solution.
