>be me
>walk into grocery store
>left-handed layout
>why even bother
>crying_pepe.jpgNot true. Grocery pickup means I give zero shits about the layout.
Jokes on you, keto whole foods means just going around the outside (the aisles are all full of carbs).
Produce is near the entrance and everything else gets delivered so… I’m caring less and less
They keep shrinking the aisles so they’re too narrow!
Are they shrinking it? Or are we just getting bigger?
Just put like items in the same area!
What insanity compelled OP to place a comma after the word deeply?
Maybe German is their first language?
edit: on second thought I don’t think so. While German commas applied to English are awkward, they usually still provide a logical flow of ideas. That’s not the case here.
I wouldn’t give a damn about the layout if they kept a little tablet around the store that let you search for the things you want by name and tell you the exact isle number. Amazon has those stupid Alexa tablets in their store but most of the time they don’t have up to date inventory
Hank Green is hilarious, the work him and his brother do inspire me every day.
Don’t forget to be awesome
Costco laughs at this
My trips to the grocery store are spaced out enough that I do a quick sweep of the entire store regardless since I’ll need things all over the place. However, I mainly shop at Aldi which is small and so this isn’t much of a feat. Still, in larger stores, I look up at the aisle content placards to check if I should skip or not.
Right way round produce, bakery, deli/meat.
Wrong way round candy, alcohol, waffles.
I know. Now how am I going to win Supermarket Sweep?
Yes at some point you realize the frankly absurd amount of time of your life spent walking around looking for things in them. Then you’ve found some or most of them only for them to move them again and start the whole time eating cycle once more. Imagine the cumulative time lost by all their customers from just one supermarket rearranging things.
You know you can ask the employees where stuff was moved to, right?
You’re funny. Like there are any to ask. Finding one of those is probably the same effort as actually finding the item.
They’re usually in the back stocking the store so you have stuff to buy. Guarantee that if you go to the dairy cooler and stick your head in and say, “Yoohoo!” Somebody will be there and be willing to help you, no problem.
I understand you’re trying to be helpful, but don’t assume others are in the same country as you. And don’t assume it’s the same everywhere as wherever you are.
There are employees, but if it happens to be crowded, they are all at the registers (unavailable for questions). If they are not, they are stocking some shelves somewhere, but it’s 1 or at most 2 people in the whole store, so you can of course go find them, but you’ll walk through most of the store until you do. There is no “in the back” anymore for stores around here, as they have very little to no storage. Everything goes straight to the shop floor, with just a sort of staging area (people only go there for literally seconds).
Whoa, I had no idea this was a thing anywhere that has grocery stores. Doesn’t that leave you very susceptible to sudden supply change fluctuations?
Both yes and no. The store is part of a chain, and orders it’s supply from them, who send out trucks from central warehouses (some exceptions may apply, like local eggs/milk or produce/fruit, or frozen goods), with only what is needed at that time. They know when and how much they usually need (typical weekly, or annually for holidays and such), and what they will have room for. Due to order volumes of the chain and purchasing power at that volume, including attached contracts, this usually works out. If not, some shelves might be empty, it happens.
Keep in mind that the warehouse aren’t days away, and do have supply. How quickly they can get stuff in depends, but might be “tomorrow” if needed. Also friends if a delivery is already scheduled and/or if it has room and so on.
This sounds like Aldi. Is this Aldi?
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It was so out-of-place, I didn’t even notice it!
Well obviously it should have been a semicolon separating clauses. It should read:
The older you get the more deeply [you get]; out of grocery stores, you care about the lay.
i always read commas as pauses, and when they’re at the end of a line they sound like breaths. it sounds so weird in my head.