• Overtheveloper@lemmy.world
      20·
      7 months ago

      Congratulations!

      Your issue just dropped in my priority list

      Because:

      • You’re being a smartass
      • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
      • You messaged me after work hours
      • You can solve the issue yourself
      • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
      • I just don’t like you personally

      I’ll revisit it:

      • After lunch break
      • Tomorrow
      • When I’m done with my current project/task
      • When I feel like it
      • When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
      • Never

      Thank you and:

      • Have a good day
      • Good luck
      • Eat shit
      • Go fuck yourself
      • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        7 months ago

        Suggestion for next revision:

        Because:

        • You’re being a smartass
        • You can solve the issue yourself You’re being a dumbass
        • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
        • You messaged me after work hours
        • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
        • I just don’t like you personally
      • BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish
        9·
        7 months ago

        These are all great, except for this one.

        • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case

        Sorry, this one’s on you. It’s literally IT’s job.