but … but … everyone knows ‘to 86’ someone means to KILL THEM!!!1
a bit harsh
86 47
Bars? I need something like this for IT work.
Congratulations!
Your issue just dropped in my priority list
Because:
- You’re being a smartass
- You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
- You messaged me after work hours
- You can solve the issue yourself
- It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
- I just don’t like you personally
I’ll revisit it:
- After lunch break
- Tomorrow
- When I’m done with my current project/task
- When I feel like it
- When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
- Never
Thank you and:
- Have a good day
- Good luck
- Eat shit
- Go fuck yourself
Suggestion for next revision:
Because:
- You’re being a smartass
You can solve the issue yourselfYou’re being a dumbass- You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
- You messaged me after work hours
- It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
- I just don’t like you personally
These are all great, except for this one.
- It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
Sorry, this one’s on you. It’s literally IT’s job.
Unless the edge case is because the user did something to the computer that is not supported by IT.
I agree, but sometimes using resources on a case which happens next to never is just not worth the effort. Hell there is even a wiki page dedicated to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_algorithm
But maybe this can be rewritten in another way, feel free to suggest something else ;)
I don’t think insulting a drunken menace’s intelligence would work out well. I do think it’s a good laugh though.
That’s it. This post is offensive and I’m filling in a report.
Well I love this and 100% have to remake this into a high quality
If for no other reason: so that glorious letterhead is legible.
This is real?
Unlike you, you synth bastard.
Aren’t we all?
