It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.
Me when I’m playing Really Bad Chess
rolls dice
Moves horse 7 places
“Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”
Is chess even a real game?!
Chess 🤝 Monopoly
Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.
In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.
I read this as “cheese” instead of “chess” and was really confused for a sec…
I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.
OK, no, because I’m a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.
There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese, you eat cheese 🤤
oh man those prime cut pieces really hit the jelly
I slam a Royal Flush against the table.
Checkmate, plebs!
Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.
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Holy hell!
Football is like chess, except for the dice
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
This hurt a bit, surprisingly. Just a bit though.
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there’s nothing wrong with that metaphor, Kif is just a snob
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.
honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time
The pawns are so cute
make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces
I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia
