Anyone who makes more than 10x the medium income in their country gets their brain lasered. Solved
Youre gonna want Captain Planet
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Zuckerberg count?
First thing I thought of, so it must be right
1930s Superman would’ve agreed with the crowd.
That’s why Superman is usually more proud of his work as Clark than as Superman.
Yeah, sorry guys, but these sorts of things aren’t really Superman’s department.
Uh… You could… Hmm… You could try asking Mr. Terrific.
Bullshit. Superman can totally stop global warming by simply pushing Earth further away from the sun. Similar to how he sent the whole planet back in time by just turning it backwards.
And I guess he could just beat the fuck outta the ceos of every major corporation, too. It worked against Lex Luthor.
D:
W-why The fuck would you want that!? He’d literally be effecting the orbit of a whole ass planet, you have no idea the kinds of consequences that’ll bring! And it wouldn’t even solve the pollution problem!
Superman isn’t supposed to mess with time either. That is the type of shit that gives Lex Luthor’s arguments against someone like Superman a point!
W-why The fuck wouid you want that!? He’d literally be effecting the orbit of a whole ass planet, you have no idea the kinds of consequences that’ll bring! And it wouldn’t even solve the pollution problem!
The extra day in a week means every weekend is a 3-day weekend. 😌
I think I remember he once built a giant shield from asteroids to block the sun during a large solar flare. That would be an easier way to cool the earth.
Also, the earth reversing direction was not what caused time to reverse. Time reversing is what caused the earth to reverse direction (just a movie visual clue).
You are basically describing the arch of Superman’s son. And fans hated it.
Do people really write “yeah” as “yea”? Why isn’t that pronounced like sea or pea or tea?
Like the Nazi rapper?
Wow, here we are.
Yay.
Bitch could literally turn back time
How many rounds around earth til un-inventing plastic?
1
Oh no, you didn’t account for leap days. I believe there’s been 30 since 1907, so you’ll need to add to your total, and maybe a few extra buffer days to make sure everyone knows why you’ve done this so that no one else invents completely artificial plastic either.
Well, he could beat up all the CEOs and politicians…
Isn’t the fortress full of advanced tech? Gotta be something there to help.
The ice it was on melted and it sunk.
LOL
There are evil “robots” you can go beat up to solve those issues, yes
But you said they were robots Rick!!
They’re bureaucrats Morty! I don’t respect em.
Superman has super humor sense, so he’d laugh it away as a really convoluted joke
This just makes me think of Captain Planet. He knew how to solve these sorts of issues. By beating up assholes and making them stop.
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