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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Communication breakdown

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Communication breakdown

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    Everyone is misunderstanding what’s going on here. Mom is obviously so chill with aliens that not only does she not recognize this particular alien, but she’s concerned her son went somewhere she doesn’t know about with that unfamiliar alien. He needs to call her so he can tell her.

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      well at least she’s not racist or specist even

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Meanwhile I have my phone set to STOP charging at 80 percent. Thos I wish it did 85 and stop like my last one.

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    Who checked their charge level when viewing this. I’m exactly at 80 right now.

    • Schal330@lemmy.world
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      25%, getting dangerously close to battery saver mode.

    • Fabian@lemmy.zip
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      Close… 77

    • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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      67% since this mornings charge.

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      Woah, exactly 69%

      • Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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        Nice

  • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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    Showed this to my wife. She also did not understand.

  • dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works
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    When you’re born with a charger embedded in the skull but mom really needs to charge her phone.

  • Psythik@lemm.ee
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    Shit like this is why I never send internet memes to my parents. Boomers don’t understand them.

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    Call her

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      ♪A text is not enough♪

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    He has to explain the very concept of a movie to his mom now.

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      Mom, I know it’s hard to accept but film is inevitable

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        You couldn’t live with your own failure, where did that bring you? back to me. -The Phone Charger.

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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      He also has to explain the concept of a meme.

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    Removed by mod

  • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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    it’s always the same

    having a mental breakdown

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      drive me insane

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    Mom doesn’t speak meme.

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      This is beyond memes. This is a severe deficit of metaphorical thinking. Mom might have like undiagnosed autism

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        I think that’s some kind of condition other than autism.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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          No idea. Aphantasia?

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    So. This bugs me. Why, in fact, are mom’s capable of maxing out the word count three times over but If you send two texts they forget how to speak their native language?

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    “Is this one of those drug things?”

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    I always keep my battery shit on the chargers

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    My mom texts exactly like this. Talks too.

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