• waywardninja@sh.itjust.works
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    Well, cards against humanity could get involv…

    How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn’t vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: www.Apologize.lol

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    I think right wing idiots are complete nut jobs … but if you’re offering cash, I’ll identify whoever you want … and I’ll never change my mind about my politics

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      but if you’re offering cash

      Except you know, he isn’t. Sure publicly he is, but you know, in reality, it’s just lies.

      I’m looking forward to those news articles with scoot’n’fruity.

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      Republicans know a lot of women are voting to restore abortion rights, full stop. Compared to the hundreds, if not thousands of dollars that it would take for us to travel out-of-state to receive abortion care, $47 is nothing. You can’t buy my vote, let alone for such a pathetically low-balled price. I’d rather lose money and reinstate Roe V Wade than gain money and leave people to suffer.

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    What is the goal here? collect a bunch of wrong information showing there are eay more Trump voters then whip it out as evidence when he loses?

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    Mister Musk, sir. I can identify a new voter. Yaas sir. That would be me. Where’s ma $47?

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    DOJ and IRS are now looking at Elon to see what mistakes he makes that will get him into a difficult problem to get out of

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    Just give me cash. I’ll vote for Trump and not tell anyone I got cash.

    Also to make conservatives prouder I’ll actually vote for Harris ripping said conservatives off.

    Deal Elin?

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    Then we just need a cross-reference them with the people that trumped identifies as having good genes, and we’re all set to make the new master race.

    Somebody put these two fucks in jail? Why is this shit legal.

    Like, the moment that our presidential candidate starts talking about That’s kind of shit should be a red line in the sand but not only immediately disqualifies them, puts them on fucking death row

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    Just because someone is an idiot doesn’t mean they don’t stumble into a good scheme from time-to-time.

    People in swing states create fake voter accounts en masse for the reward. Those fake voters all try to vote for Trump.

    The game is to destabilize everything enough that a court case advances to the Supreme Court so that they can steal the election. Thousands upon thousands of fake voters helps them tremendously.

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      People in swing states create fake voter accounts en masse for the reward. Those fake voters all try to vote for Trump.

      If it were that easy to fake voter registration, they wouldn’t need this scheme.

      It’s nowhere near that easy.