10-30% seems pretty high to dismiss
we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying “this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital”
then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that’s bigger than the penetrated line.
“This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!”
Those dildos are soft and compressable
Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract
given some porn i… my friend… saw, ive seen so many didlos that might as well be
I understand biology, but I’ve also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.
So I guess nature finds a way…
Lmao yeah that’s it.
Like does she not have organs?!
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Well, it’s bulging out so evidently it’s not going straight up her body.
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Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I’ll switch the image too!
Is there a difference between the two different entrances?
Grok, define entrance…
Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?
cocks gun Whatever the answer is, i’m about to add several more
Too bad i’m not wearing a bulletproof vest… or am I?
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This is what the internet is for.
What’s more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn’t possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they’re tough, but they aren’t jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough
Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there’s a small chance it wouldn’t be hard enough. It’s already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it’s some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that’s maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.
So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn’t even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it’s rare.
You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.
Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there’s a small chance it wouldn’t be hard enough. It’s already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it’s some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that’s maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.
Thank you fellow internet stranger for this enlightenment. Not that I expect to encounter a 18 inch penis in my life. Still a piece of pure wisdom.
maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I’d know…
Could be, could be. But even hitting the cervix is fornices does not feel good if you’re going hard
It was still Twitter then.
I still call it Twitter by habit. It was usable though, that’s for sure.
Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.
No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol
I would hope it’s not the urethra, though at this point it’s really much of a muchness.
Sounding is already quite iffy, especially if you’re a vagina haver and not fine with potentially losing your continence to larger objects.
If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.
Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.
Yeah, could enable you to not poop for weeks, at the cost of abdominal pain.
Oh wow! But are there any downsides?
Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I’m not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!
nsfw?
You don’t do penetration tests at work?
Pen15 testing.
The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it’s long enough.
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I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO
Me: It’s a drawing, it doesn’t have to conform to reality.
But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??
It’s not a satirical drawing, it’s an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.
It’s both.
It’s what the internet was made for.
The Internet is for porn.
grab your dick and double click
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not sure if you know, but it’s from a song “the internet is for porn”. fun song.
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that line is engraved in my brain for some reason
I’m a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon
For scientists to share data and debate over the interpretation.
That’s just how it got funding. It’s meant for memes and shitposts. I’m almost positive.
This is what internet was made for:
Never. EVER see this with your parents, even if it is “on Broadway”
Watching Grandma’s Boy with my parents was pretty wild.
Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother’s bedroom right after she died.
Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of “sentimental” items and buried it with her.
My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.
Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.
I got the chance to see this live and some of those scenes would make you bright red around your parents. I can confirm this advice. Great show otherwise!
Old but gold, very early internet energy but from just a few years ago.
