Fireworks and thunder
Being ignored.
Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…
Storms
My phone when I turn on the camera to take her picture or video.
🫣 So, not a lot of pics and/or videos?
I have learned to be sneaky, but unless she’s asleep or bribed with treats, they’re mostly like this where she looks vaguely annoyed or disappointed with me.


😍 Well… let’s say… She does not want her beauty to be on picture… Extremely beautiful cat 😍
Naw the first one she looks mad, but the second you can tell she loves you for sure. Cute kitty!
Strangers, especially ones who try to pick her up like a dumbass
Citrus. He is genuinely offended if you offer him an orange
That’s due to the whole “citrus fruits are toxic to cats” thing!
Huh…maybe my cat is on to something 🤔
Birds. Though her favorite thing is also birds. This…can create issues.
Ah yes, the duality of cat
I’ve a cat that sits by the glass door and shit talks the birds, for hours and hours…
“Hey… Hey birb! Imma fuck you up! Hey… Hey other birb!”
If a ceiling fan is on one of my boys will hide under chairs and couches and basically just skirt around from cover to cover. I think he thinks it is a bird.
If it’s not a bird, how come it has wings?
That, uh, huh. I would like to refute that but I don’t know enough about birds.
The vacuum cleaner. One cat gets really scared and freezes while the other starts hissing at the machine when I bring it out.
Ahh! The beast that screams while it eats! (to quote an old, old reddit comment)
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Non consensual belly rubs
Mother’s cat hates everyone who is not my mother. She tolerates me enough to let me medicate her (she might like me)
The kitten is terrified of my twin. My identical twin. Kitten likes me. Kitten lets me pick her up and kissy her. My twin? Scariest fucking thing ever.
Maybe it’s like an uncanny valley situation for the poor thing.
It might be! Twin does live here, so you’d think kitten would have gotten use to it all by now, but perhaps not! Perhaps she knows they just wants to love her, and being a cat, wishes only upset upon them. This is what they think XD
You possibly look the same but smell different enough to be freaky. Maybe just luck she settled on you 🤔🤔
One of our cats is called Loki. He’s scared of thunder.
Would be funnier if he’s called Thor
We make jokes that he’s scared of his brother Thor 😹
One of my cat dislike it when i touch his foot and tail and thigh too much, so i proceed to touch his foot and tail and thigh so much that he will start to bite me.
An empty food dish.
An almost empty food dish… My cat starts meowing when there’s like 1/4 of the food still in the dish lol
Don’t you know? Anything less than full is empty.
If the bottom can be seen at all that is completely unacceptable.












